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Update Required Hoodie in Black, front

DROP 032 · AX-032-07 · POP

Update Required Hoodie

$65

"I updated. Now I'm worse." A robot in shiny new parts trips over a small wooden stool, arms flailing. Update Required is from Terms and Conditions: the future comes with fine print.

The hoodie: Stanley/Stella Slammer 2.0 in Black, a 10.3 oz organic cotton fleece (80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester as printed in the US).

Color Black
Size guide · measured garment

Stanley/Stella Slammer 2.0, laid flat. Measure a garment you like and compare. Tolerance ±2 in (5 cm).

Hoodie measurements in inches, with centimeters underneath
MeasurementSMLXL2XL
Body length27.5 in69.9 cm28.25 in71.8 cm29.25 in74.3 cm30.25 in76.8 cm31.25 in79.4 cm
Chest width25 in63.5 cm26.5 in67.3 cm28.25 in71.8 cm30 in76.2 cm32 in81.3 cm
Sleeve length22.5 in57.2 cm23.25 in59.1 cm23.25 in59.1 cm23.25 in59.1 cm23.25 in59.1 cm
Body length:
From the high point of the shoulder, beside the collar, straight down to the bottom of the ribbed hem
Chest width:
Laid flat, straight across from the seam under one sleeve to the seam under the other (half chest)
Sleeve length:
From the top of the sleeve where it joins the shoulder, down to the end of the cuff
Print
Direct-to-garment, front
Blank
Stanley/Stella Slammer 2.0, Relaxed unisex hoodie, 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) fleece, 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester, soft light suede finish, 2×2 ribbed cuffs and hem, kangaroo pocket
Origin
Imported.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours; no fabric softener. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Never iron the print. Do not dry clean.
Fit
Relaxed unisex fit in a 10.3 oz organic cotton fleece. Compare a hoodie you own with the measured size guide before you order.

Catalog · AX-032-07

Catalog record

Robot proudly wearing new shiny parts but walking into a small stool. From Terms and Conditions: the future comes with fine print.

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