DROP 039 · AX-039-08 · AI

Unworthy File Tee

$30

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Color Black

Size

Unisex retail fit, side-seamed.

Size guide

Arrives in 5–9 business days · Free US shipping
Printed to order in 2–5 business days, then 3–4 in transit.
Misprint, damage or wrong item? Free replacement within 30 days of delivery.
Made to order, so no returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Limited warranty and returns

Size guide · measured garment

Bella+Canvas 3001, laid flat. Measure a garment you like and compare. Tolerance ±2 in (5 cm).

Tee measurements in inches, with centimeters underneath
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Body length	28 in71.1 cm	29 in73.7 cm	30 in76.2 cm	31 in78.7 cm	32 in81.3 cm	33 in83.8 cm
Chest width	18 in45.7 cm	20 in50.8 cm	22 in55.9 cm	24 in61 cm	26 in66 cm	28 in71.1 cm

Body length:: From the high point of the shoulder, beside the collar, straight down to the bottom hem
Chest width:: Laid flat, straight across from the seam under one sleeve to the seam under the other (half chest)

Print: Direct-to-garment, front
Blank: Bella+Canvas 3001, Unisex retail-fit tee, 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd²
Origin: Imported.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Never iron the print.
Fit: Unisex retail fit. Compare a tee you own with the measured size guide before you order.
Medium: AI image model. Art-directed and selected by AERIOX.

Provenance · AX-039-08

AI-assisted design, chosen by people

Drop: DROP 039 · SI Super Helpful
Released: Oct 11, 2026
: Oct 11, 2026
Approved by: Joshua
Approved: Oct 11, 2026

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Unworthy File Tee

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