AX-033-01 · Hoodie
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Do Not Optimize Hoodie
$65
"Let me be dramatic in peace." A robot sprawls across a purple sofa under an orange throw, one hand pressed to its forehead. Do Not Optimize is from Emotionally Mechanical, which gives its robots the full range: feelings, with moving parts.
The hoodie: Stanley/Stella Slammer 2.0 in Black, Heather Grey, a 10.3 oz organic cotton fleece (80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester as printed in the US).
Size guide · measured garment
Stanley/Stella Slammer 2.0, laid flat. Measure a garment you like and compare. Tolerance ±2 in (5 cm).
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body length | 27.5 in69.9 cm | 28.25 in71.8 cm | 29.25 in74.3 cm | 30.25 in76.8 cm | 31.25 in79.4 cm |
| Chest width | 25 in63.5 cm | 26.5 in67.3 cm | 28.25 in71.8 cm | 30 in76.2 cm | 32 in81.3 cm |
| Sleeve length | 22.5 in57.2 cm | 23.25 in59.1 cm | 23.25 in59.1 cm | 23.25 in59.1 cm | 23.25 in59.1 cm |
- Body length:
- From the high point of the shoulder, beside the collar, straight down to the bottom of the ribbed hem
- Chest width:
- Laid flat, straight across from the seam under one sleeve to the seam under the other (half chest)
- Sleeve length:
- From the top of the sleeve where it joins the shoulder, down to the end of the cuff
- Direct-to-garment, front
- Blank
- Stanley/Stella Slammer 2.0, Relaxed unisex hoodie, 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) fleece, 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester, soft light suede finish, 2×2 ribbed cuffs and hem, kangaroo pocket
- Origin
- Imported.
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours; no fabric softener. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Never iron the print. Do not dry clean.
- Fit
- Relaxed unisex fit in a 10.3 oz organic cotton fleece. Compare a hoodie you own with the measured size guide before you order.
Catalog · AX-033-03
Catalog record
Robot dramatically reclining on a sofa with one mechanical hand across its forehead. From Emotionally Mechanical: feelings, with moving parts.
- Drop
- DROP 033 · Emotionally Mechanical
- Oct 11, 2026
